Masturbation Nation: Triple X and Music: Rolling Stone(d): Sticky Fingers

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Have you ever met people who aren't used to being told "no?" They're insufferable. Have you ever met people who aren't used to being told "yes?" They're insufferable. Life hangs in the balance. For the good of the universe, I try to keep my black ass in balance because I am a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) when my scales are off. When I have reached the point where I don't give a fuck, everybody's gettin' cussed out: old people, the wheelchair-bound, kids, my parents, a boss...e-ve-ry-bo-TEE. Since I know that, I stay sweet. (If you even try to refute me on how sweet I am, I'll fucking cut you!)

But seriously, I have been a little grumpy the past 24 hours. Sure, I turn 38 today, but I have no issues with that. I'm spending next week in Vegas with a friend and am definitely in high spirits about the trip. I'm getting it all the way in. I think I've been grumpy because I need a serious deep dicking, like no bullshit. From a hot dude please and thank you. I'm balancing out my sex life and TRYING to be more of a bottom, but very few dudes are really buying it. I mean, what do I have to do? Scream from the rooftop: I LIKE TO FUCKING GET FUCKED TOO! HELLO!!!

I was chatting with a super hot Spaniard yesterday. Unfortunately, I had to shut him down because 2. he listed being a bottom in his profile and 1. I already told you I had an attitude yesterday (because I needed to fuck! Yes, I cut my nose off to spite my face. Being an ass kept me from getting ass.) When I told him why I wasn't interested, he said "I like to flip, too." Yeah, right. There was not a dick pic anywhere. I know exactly how that shit would've gone down. He'd have gotten fucked (very well and I do say so), gotten his nutt and "flipped" right the hell out the bed. (Damn I should've fucked him.) Nope! I've been waaay on down that road too many times. The only ones getting this dick right now are the ones who are looking for ass first. (Unless he's mad sexy, then I'll just pound him.)

I shouldn't get so riled up about this whole top/bottom thing. I'm really starting to be a baby about this. After all, I LOVE ASS. Trying to prevent my head from whipping around to look at a phat booty walking by is like trying to sneeze with my eyes open. It's just not happening. Still, my main issue with total bottoms is the idea of them doing all the receiving and none of the giving. It's just not fair! (Stomping off to my room with pigtails flying.)

Umm, I kinda really don't know why I went off on that tangent. Now I feel bad :-/ I should smoke.

You are not alone, Wheat Thins. You are not alone.

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If it weren't for your maturity none of this would've happened.

If you weren't so wise beyond your years I would've been able to control myself.

If it weren't for my attention you wouldn't have been successful.
If it weren't for me you would never have amounted to very much.

This could be messy*, but you don't seem to mind. Don't go telling everybody and (just) overlook this supposed crime.

We'll fast forward to a few years later: No one knows except the both of us. I have honored your request for silence and you've washed your hands clean of this.

You're essentially an employee and I like you having to depend on me. You're a kind of protege and one day you'll say you learned all you know from me. I know you depend on me like a young thing would to a guardian. I know you sexualize me like a young thing would and I think I like it...

What part of our history's reinvented and Under Rug Swept?
What part of your memory is selective and tends to forget? What? With this distance? It seems so obvious.

Just make sure you don't tell on me, especially to members of your family. We best keep this to ourselves and not tell any members of our inner posse. I wish I could tell the world 'cuz you're such a pretty thing when you're done-up properly. I might want to marry you one day, if you watch that weight and you keep your firm body. (((SLAP)))