They're beat up but, like most high-quality luxury items (from cars to ass, I guess), these Paul Smiths still look fucking cute as hell. I added the spikes. Speaking of things that improve with getting beat down, broken in and/or aged...
Fruit of the Vine
Cured* Meats (*Play on words, you say? Hmm. Maybe just a little *grin*)
Black Pussy. I meant Leather Goods...(and black pussy).